12:26 am - celebrate UN day instead of Halloween
I kid you not folks there are some school districts that want to do away with Halloween and replace it
with UN day celebrations. To demonstrate how useless and absurd the UN is Limbaugh had some great ideas
for how you and your child could celebrate UN day. If I were a parent I could go with some of these.
"Have your kid take a can of motor oil and offer to pay for lunch at school with the motor oil. Don't get
the synthetic stuff, get the real thing the 10w30. The cashier will say, 'What's this?' And your kid can
say,
'Well, it's UN day, and I'm celebrating the oil-for-food program.'"
"Did you know that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wore the same clothes all week? Gray suit and a pink shirt? Just
don't bathe for four or five days and you're Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad."
"When I was a kid, the school encouraged us to go out there and trick-or-treat every Halloween, even
though there were people in the trailer parks putting
razor blades in the apples." Or, if you wanted your kid to be the hit of the UN day fashion show, "You
could have your kid go as Nikita Khrushchev or Yasser Arafat on UN Day at school." Now, just so you know
folks this is the week that the boys and girls of the star wars bar scene have gotten together in New York
to show us how useless they really are.
Ray T. Mahorney
WA4WGA